A President's Reflections
A doggie memory
Posted on July 18, 2011
A friend’s dog passed away and I wrote this sympathy note. Pat said it wasn’t appropriate, but I don’t see why:
Dear Sandy,
I want to paws and consider Oscar’s departure. I may be barking up the
wrong tree and I don’t mean to be a wag, but retrieving those favorite
memories and tails of his life with you may fetch some solace. My friend
Kay once asked me how many dogs I’d ideally have. I said, “Kay, nine.” But
Oscar was as good as nine dogs, fur he was full of life and panting for
more.
Sincerely,
Paul
MAGNA CUUUUM LAUDE!
Though Pat may have a bone to pick with you, I thought it was paws-itively uplifting and I even howled a few times.